The Insane Adventures Of A Little Goth Girlie

the stuff i have done whilst drunk is in bold...

1. I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE MY PURSE IS.

2. I BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH MY ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING MY BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND.

3. I'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED I WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S ASS AND HONESTLY BELIEVE I COULD DO IT TOO.

4. IN MY LAST TRIP TO PEE, I REALIZE I NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS I WAS JUST FOUR HOURS AGO.

5. I DROP MY 3:00 A.M. SUBMARINE SANDWICH ON THE FLOOR (WHICH I'M EATING EVEN THOUGH I'M NOT THE LEAST BIT HUNGRY), PICK IT UP AND CARRY ON EATING

6. I START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE I SEE THAT I LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH.

7. I GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG PLAYS BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!"

8. I'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO ME.

9. THE MAN I'M FLIRTING WITH USED TO BE MY 5TH GRADE TEACHER.

10. THE URGE TO TAKE OFF ARTICLES OF CLOTHING, STAND ON A TABLE AND SING OR DANCE BECOMES STRANGELY OVERWHELMING.

11. MY EYES JUST DON'T SEEM TO WANT TO STAY OPEN ON THEIR OWN SO I kEEP THEM HALF CLOSED AND THINK IT LOOKS EXOTICALLY SEXY.

12. I'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT.

13. I YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO (I THINK) CHEATED ME BY GIVING ME JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE I CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE GIN.

14. I THINK I'M IN BED, BUT MY PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THE KITCHEN FLOOR.

15. I START EVERY CONVERSATION WITH A BOOMING, "DON'T TAKE THIS THE WRONG WAY BUT"

16. I FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S DOWN WHEN I SIT ON IT.

17. MY HUGS BEGIN TO RESEMBLE WRESTLING TAKE-DOWN MOVES.

18. I'M TIRED SO I JUST SIT ON THE FLOOR (WHEREVER I HAPPEN TO BE STANDING) AND TAKE A QUICK NAP.

19. I BEGIN LEAVING THE BUTTONS OPEN ON MY BUTTON FLY PANTS TO CUT DOWN ON THE TIME I'M IN THE BATHROOM AWAY FROM MY DRINK.

20. I TAKE MY SHOES OFF BECAUSE I BELIEVE IT'S THEIR FAULT THAT I'M HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT.

You're the Maiden Warrior.

Though you do fight your own battles, sometimes you
need someone stronger to fight for you, or
beside you. You can be considered a heartless
bitch, or a bimbo at times, and can act without
thinking...But you know what your doing. You
have a reason for everything you do and belive
in maintaining 'order'. Your special weapon is
the Fighting fan. You lure people in with your
good looks, then viciously attack them. Some
people fear you and others hate you.


What's your fighting style?
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god its early!
im not happy about this at all!
gotta be in work for 9 so i had to get up to put washing into the dryer so i have nice clean things to wear today, as well as a non sweaty work shirt!
fun fun fun.
and im not happy at all, we have bacon which ive been craving for a week and didnt know we had, and now we have no bread...and i just happen to want a bacon butty before i go to work!
needless to say, someone will die for this...probably my brother!
and im drinking coffee that tastes funny...its not good at all...
but hey, its coffee!
thats something like...

going out tonight :D
yay!
pippy is taking me for all i can eat chinese in tsos and then were going the 'grim, then headed to anne maries party :D
should be much fun!
mums a little pissed with this arrangement because im leaving here at 8 and i wont be home til tomorrow afternoon.
but ill be with phil and hell look after me so its all good!
should be a good night though with any luck!
get to see everyone from uni like!
great stuff!

and uh...thats it really...
yeah...
im gonna go see if i can find some bread...

laters xxx

You Are Subversion!


You are systematic and secretive. Sometimes even very calculating. Most everyone trusts you but they have no idea what really goes on in your head. You are capable of being nice or mean, whatever a situation calls for. You look out for #1.

What Naughty My Little Pony Are You?

apparently benji is special lol

i may have concussion from playing with the dog.
she butted me...
it hurts!

dad says im going to go bald if i dont stop wearing my yankees hat all the time.
can you really go bald from wearing a hat all the time?!

isnt it cold?!
think ive lost a finger to frostbite!

boyfriend still awol.
im now single.
cause i said so!

going out soon!
yay for conning mates into taking me for a drink!
im a genius!

/random

TRANSLATION : im a nympho who doesnt want to grow up and is a bit of a nut! GO ME!!!!

its my birthday.
woo...

everyones pissed off at me!
HOW COOL IS THAT?

i can so see this being another birthday disaster to chalk up...

XMAS ROCKS!!!

however, a vain attepmt to catch you all up:

THURSDAY:
went shopping with matt, bought xmas clothes.
they were nice, black cord skirt, which is hard to describe really, and a black jumper.
stayed with matt al day then work.
work was bent.

XMAS EVE:
was in work all day.
this was the most bent thing EVER EVER EVER!
went for drinks after work.
got a little too trashed drinking wine, but i wasnt the only one.
matt said he loved me.
i got a little freaked out.
i mean, almost 2 weeks and he loves me and wants me to move in...
bit soon like innit?!
but yeah that was cool.

XMAS!
ARGH i got the best fucking presents!
got a lovely new coat, a big wooly cardigan, *naff arse jumper that i dont like and will be returning shortly!*, MP£ player, about 6 CDs that i cant be arsed listing - but i have to take one backince ive already got it, HATS - LOTS OF HATS!!!!!, stripey socks, DVDs, eeyore stuff, PJs, a cool watch, £65, posh stuff outta lush, perfume, books, yeah i think thats all...
so im a spoilt brat!
oh how it rocks!!!
went to our sues, it was cool.
stuffed myself silly though, but it was SO worth it!
our sue is a really good cook!
so yeah, ate, had a nap in the chair lol *so hardcore*
had sue try to get me wankered even though i really didnt want a drink at all!
everyone did karaoke, oh it was bad!
AND PETE RANG ME!
awww isnt pete lovely, rang to see how i was and say merry christmas.
bless him!
got told about him, cross, andy and people playing i the snow lol
sounds like they had better snow then us!
we only got a bit, and my bro and cousins seemed to just wreck it all by playing with it lol
snow is good though!
so yeah, that made me smile, pete ringing me!
and then we started doing a music quiz.
oh fucking hell!
my family are too competitive for quizes and should SERIOUSLY be banned from playing them!
world war 7 was started in the conservatory!
unreal!
EURGH and jimmy made us some shots, some were good, some were meh, the first was fucking awful!!!
you needed a spoon to eat it, and i sat there and held the glass upside down, it didnt move.
thats not good like is it!?
lol plus it was minging!

and uh yeah...that was xmas!

You're a romantic girl. You're kind, caring,
loveing, and peaceful. You spend a lot of your
time dreaming and you're not afraid to express
deep emotion, whether it be in a poem, diary,
or words. You hope for love and affection from
your prince charming. I have a feeling he will
come around soon.


What kind of girl are you? (with pix!)
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Who is your best friend? : fi or gill, maybe ste

Who is your second best friend? : meh, dunno

Who is the last person you talked on the phone with?: fi

Who is the last person you IM'ed?: benji

Who is the last person who IMed you?: benji

Who was your last relationship with?: last relationship was pete

Who is most likely to move in with you after college? uh...matt?

Who is your biggest rival?: fuck knows!

Who (out of your friends) is likely to change the most over 10 years?: none, my mates dont change! fi became a little dodgier, han got quiter, click developed an agressive side. nothing major is it!?

Who would you like to get to know better?: dunno

Who is the wildest person you know?: matt

Who is the most daring person you know?: matt

Who is the shyest person you know?: han

Who is the most rebellious person you know?: me

Who is the person with whom you wish you could take something back?: dunno

Who has had the biggest impact on your life?: dunno

Who makes you feel the most uncomfortable?: dunno

Who is the nicest person you know who is not really a friend-friend?: if they were that nice they would be a friend

Who (of your friends) would you give a chance in a relationship if they asked you out (even if you don't like them that way now)?: click maybe

Who would you NOT give a chance?: big gay mike...for obv reasons!

Who do you think will take this survey after you?: ..

Who do you think will note you about this?: ...


-UNIQUE -
1. Nervous Habits? biting the skin around my nails, i dont sit still either
2. Are you double jointed? finger tips and thumbs
3. Can you roll your tongue? yeh
4. Can you raise one eyebrow at a time? yeh
5. Can you cross your eyes?: yeh
6. Tattoos?: not yet
7. Piercings and where?: ears, navel
8. Do you make your bed daily?: nah whats the point? you only get back in it and mess it up!

- CLOTHES -
10. Which shoe goes on first?: no idea whichever i find first
11. Speaking of shoes, have you ever thrown one at anyone?: yup, threw one at jamie yesterday for disturbing me and benji
12. On the average, how much money do you carry in your purse/wallet?: tenner
13. What jewelry do you wear 24/7?: necklace, rings, earrings, belly bar
14. Favorite piece of clothing?: baggies/HIM hoodie/hat


- FOOD -
15. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?: twirl
16. Have you ever eaten Spam?: hell yeh
17. Favorite ice cream flavor?: strawberry
18. How many cereals in your cabinet?: quite a lot dont eat it though
19. What's your favorite beverage?: diet coke, snakebite and black, JD and coke, apple juice
20. What's your favorite restaurant?: bella italia
21. Do you cook?: nope, but my boyfriend does


- GROOMING -
22. How often do you brush your teeth?: daily if i dont forget to.
23. Hair drying method?: towel and hair dryer
24. Have you ever colored/highlighted your hair?: yeh

- MANNERS -
25. Do you swear?: all the time
26. Do you ever spit?: depends what im spitting out...

- WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE -
27. Animal?: dog
28. Food?: pasta
29. Month?: december
30. Day?: makes no odds, either way im in work or uni
31. Cartoon?: simpsons, futurama, family guy, invader zim
32. Shoe Brand?: new rocks
33. Subject in school?: english/psychology
34. Color?: purple
35. Sport?: ...
36. TV show?: simpsons, futurama, malcom in the middle, charmed
37. Thing to do in the spring?: get drunk
38. Thing to do in the summer?: get drunk
39. Thing to do in the fall?: get drunk
40. Things to do in the winter?: get drunk

- IN AND AROUND -
41. The CD player?: KoRn
42. Person you talk most on the phone with?: fi
43. Ever taken a cab?: yeh
44. Do you regularly check yourself out in store windows and mirrors?: yup
45. What color is your bedroom?: blue and yellow...
46. Do you use an alarm clock?: no i use my mobile
47. Window seat or aisle?: window


- LA LA LAND -
48. What's your sleeping position?: on my side
49. Even in hot weather do you use a blanket?: nope
50. Do you snore?: sometimes
51. Do you sleepwalk?: nah
52. Do you talk in your sleep?: sometimes, im more likely to laugh in my sleep though
53. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?: sometimes, but i just throw them off my bed in my sleep anyway!
54. How about with the light on?: no
55. Do you fall asleep with the TV or radio on?: cant sleep properly with noise in the background.

today was meh.
work pissed me off, it was just like a school yard.
all of this 'steph, come here' [insert irritating whispering, giggling etc] then me going 'gonna share the joke then?' before both turn red and promptly shut up.
this didnt happen til matt walked in the shop so this becomes a case of well i wonder what THEY were laughing at.
to be honest i thought all that shit finished once you left primary school.
obviously not!

saw matt for a bit.
apparently im besotted with him.
dont know when that happened like!
but he tells me i am, and that i love him, and that ill end up staying with him forever so he can live off the money writing makes me.
which actually would suit me, id have a sex slave, cook and cleaner all in one bloke.
plus hes pretty entertaining like!
hes an alright bloke though.
jamie doesnt like him.
i believe his exact words where 'i liked pete sooooo much more. he was nice to me. you shouldnt have broke up with him'.
i honestly think my brother is gay due to this statement...
oh well though..

and uh...yeah...
not in work now til thursday.
get paid thursday so ill be spending thursday morning shopping before work at 4.
i need new clothes and stuff.
gotta buy nice girly clothes (or as girly as i can b arsed with) for xmas day, and some hair dye.
then just normal me clothes.
or, as everyone seems to call them now, my little boy clothes.
i need new stuff sooooooo badly!

so yeah...
my day...

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level	Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)	Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)	Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful)	Extreme
Level 3 (Gluttonous)	Moderate
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)	Very High
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)	Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)	Extreme
Level 7 (Violent)	Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)	Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)	High

Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test

today was cool.
uni was alright like.
saw pete which was fun.
got the piss taken out of me like but it was good seeing him.
and being told all of his little insane tales...
hmmm...
odd individual!
then went to matts.
just got back after getting there at 4.
that was funny!
i like matt, hes insane but i like him!
and he knows scioptic through his sister i think.
but yeah, know matt a bit better now.
hes odd.
maybe thats why i like him!
but yeah, fun like!

EDIT:
i like him a little less now, i have scratches and bite marks all over my back...evil man...

and uh...yeah...
bed now methinks!
just got in to a deserted house!
hmmm...

laters guys xx

work sucked.
stayed back til 7:30 cause i need the cash too badly!
was a bit funny though, cause gill boss like.

tomorrow be a busy day!
uni til 1.
meeting pete (yeah i know) at 1:30 to catch up and shit.
then going to matts hovel at 3ish with a bit of luck, cause i said id try not to be too late getting to his.
depends how long i stay chatting to pete though.

tis a little odd that he got in touch with me, ive not really heard from him since he split, but its good he got in touch like!
so itll be cool tomorrow!

still, mighty busy day innit?!
all good!
gotta take DVDs to matts though.
he rekons were gonna watch them.
hmmm...doubt it like!
but ah well!

so yeah..
thats it really..
laters xxx